So let me tell you about the last few days. It started Saturday night when my stomach decided that what I'd eaten about 6 hours earlier just wasn't going to cut it.
It's been a long time since I've puked, and I have never puked like I did that night. Holy fuck was it ever violent. So much so that my throat on Monday was sore from the straining and gagging that was going on. It lasted till about 3 in the morning. Starting at 1am, I did the finger gag thing just trying to get it all over with. That worked and when it stopped working, that's when I knew I was done, and then I drifted off to sleep.
So now here comes the disgusting part. Last night I woke up with stomach cramps. And it wasn't for puking. It was shit, and a LOT of it. I never really wondered what it was like to piss from my ass, but last night and a bit this morning, I found out. Just as the other night when I experienced vomiting like I never had before, so to was this ass explosion. It got so bad I had to DAB my ass with a cloth because of how irritated and raw it had become from all the crap coming out of it throughout the night and the morning. Finally around 4:30 this afternoon, it all stopped.
These past few days, while being filled with new experiences, have been hell for me in the body department.