Myself: Nah, dude. You know how he gets. Give him some attention and he follows you like a puppy.
Me: Well, it's cause he doesn't get enough attention. I'm just gonna say hello real quick.
Myself: Alright, man, but don't be all bitchin' about it after I warned ya.
****9.2 Minutes Later****
Myself: So, how's Depression?
Me: Go to Hell.